"I love you, however, I hate you."
"But I am identical in every way with Alice 27!"
"Exactly. That is exactly why I hate you, because you are identical."
[The androids violently malfunction.]
"Fascinating."

- Spock and Alice 210

"Once, just once, I'd like to be able to land someplace and say, 'Behold! I am the archangel Gabriel!'"
"I fail to see the humor in that situation, Doctor."
"Naturally, you could hardly claim to be an angel with those pointed ears, Mr. Spock; but say you landed someplace with a pitchfork?"

- McCoy and Spock


"Where do you come from? What do you call those?"
"I call them 'ears'."
"You trying to be funny?"
"Never."

- Flavius and Spock


"Fight, you pointed-eared freak!"
"You tell him, buster! Of all the stupid, illogical questions... I ever heard in my life!"

- Achilles and McCoy


"You bring this network's ratings down and we'll do a special on you!"

"You bring this network's ratings down and we'll do a special on you!"

- Guard, to Flavius


"I've been in some strange worlds, strange customs. Perhaps this is considered torture here."

- Kirk skirts the Prime Directive while talking to Drusilla

-Syverud